Is anything actually showing?
No. It's a flat print on solid, fully closed and lined fabric — the same coverage as any normal swim short. Up close it reads as a print immediately. That's the whole joke.
How do I pick my size?
They run true to US sizing with an elastic waistband and drawstring, so there's room either way. If you're between sizes, go up. Full measurements are in the size guide next to the pack selector.
How fast do they ship?
Orders placed before 4pm ET leave our US warehouse the same business day. Standard delivery lands in 4–8 days and every order gets tracking by email.
Can I mix prints in one pack?
Yes — that's the point of the Duo and Squad packs. Each pair gets its own print and its own size, so nobody in the group ends up with the wrong one.
Will the print fade in chlorine?
The design is sublimated into the fibre rather than printed on the surface, so it survives salt, chlorine and sun without cracking or peeling.
What if I hate them?
Send them back within 30 days for a full refund, worn or not. If the joke doesn't land, you shouldn't pay for it.